The woman I dated when I was younger had gone off and become an actress. Now she's trying for a baby, but asks me to do her and her husband a favour…

Clarissa’s one of the best actresses in the world, and the paparazzi are constantly looking for their next scoop. That’s why she came to me when she found out her husband was sterile, and she needed to get pregnant in a hurry. We were old flames, back in the day, and she knew she could trust me to keep quiet as she offers up her fertile womb to my virile seed.